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Do it Yourself Snowman


With gleaming eyes he examines it from all sides. Excitedly he thinks: how clever! They have used the hat itself as the container that holds all the other items.


 


Such a lot of items! His work is cut out for him.

 


The items are listed on a sticker on the plastic cover that keeps them from falling out of the hat, which is the first item on the list.

 


The second is a scarf.

 


The third a nose.

 


The fourth is two eyes.

 


The fifth is six buttons.

 


It's the Do-It-Yourself Snowman Kit.


 


He bought it at Loblaws; $9.98.

 


He empties the contents on the kitchen table.

 


The hat. Black. Felt. Floppy. The ideal hat for a snowman.

 


The scarf. Wool. Red-and-green plaid. He doesn't know for sure, but guesses it's the Ginzberg tartan. How jaunty it will look!

 


The nose is long and pointed. Orange like a carrot! Imagine a carrot made of cloth!

 


The eyes are as black as coal. The pupils are off-centre. Depending on how he places them they can be cross-eyed, or walleyed, or any cockeyed way he wants. His imagination is already running wild.

 


The six buttons are — uh-oh. The six buttons are confusing. All the same shape and fuzziness, but one is yellow, one's green, one's blue, and three are pink.

 


How's this supposed to work?


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Posted By Site Admin on 2005-12-08 14:22:26.667 | Topic (Home Improvement News)